Sandwiches with no bloody crusts and pensioners stinking of piss: The gammon food critic goes for high tea

9th August 2023

Restaurant reviews by Justin Tanner, our retired food critic who won’t be around long enough for ‘global boiling’ to be his fucking problem.

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Unexpected household objects that can double as sex toys, with the Mash sex columnist

8th August 2023

SAVE yourself the expense and embarrassment of buying bona fide sex toys and use these deeply unsexy household items instead, which isn’t embarrassing at all. You’ll never look at your egg timer the same way again!