Six ways to look a knobhead in… a puffer coat

THE Season of the Puffer is on us, and everywhere humans are swaddled in so many inflated compartments they look like they’ve pulled the string on a fucking liferaft. 

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Mash Blind Date: 'I've never forgotten him. For 20 years I've thought he was The One. He doesn't remember me at all'

WE reunite Carrie Ryan and the one who got away who she’s been trying to find for decades, Will McKay, who has no idea who she is. Is the magic still there? 

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