Six ways to look a prick in… knitwear

17th October 2023

WHAT do you get if you cross a sheep and a kangaroo? A misbegotten monstrosity begging to die, and that’s what you’ll look like in this season’s woolly jumpers!

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Ask Sir Ian: Should I start a doomsday cult where I get to shag all the women?

16th October 2023

EVERY week, you write in to ask a national treasure for help with a conundrum in your life. This week, Sir Ian McKellen helps you think about your cult options: