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Sorry for being lying, state-owned fifth-column gay Hampstead Marxists: my draft apology for the BBC

By Abigail Pennson, our reasonable, plain-speaking middle-class columnist who is opening an asylum hotel for bigots

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Mash Blind Date: 'I told her I was six foot two. I'm five foot two. Hope she isn't prejudiced'

SHORT king Oliver O’Connor, aged 29, neglected to mention his regal lack of stature to date Grace Wood-Morris, aged 32. Will she notice? 

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