The Archbishop of Canterbury on... 72 genders and Gillian Keegan chose 'stupid cow'

17th May 2024

WAKING in my bed awash with vomit, the result, doubtless, of a bad kipper after a late evening, I hose myself down and reflect on yesterday’s events.

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Another Great British tradition that's gone to shit: The gammon food critic's Sunday carvery

16th May 2024

Restaurant reviews by Justin Tanner, our retired food critic who thinks we’d stand a better chance of winning Eurovision if we chose proper singers instead of poofs.