The Archbishop of Canterbury on... a hoof in the scrotum from Tamworth

20th October 2023

WAKING with a mouth drier than the remains of Mother Teresa, I blink and see several colleagues and friends, including the Bishops of Durham and York, at my bedside.

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'We fought the British 75 years ago and beat them as we will beat Hamas,' Netanyahu growls. 'I have notes,' I say

19th October 2023

From the diary of Rishi Sunak, Britain’s most pro-Semitic prime minister