The Archbishop of Canterbury on… Alex Karp, Moonraker villain without the space battles or Holly Goodhead

WAKING with a hangover that necessitates my wiping away liquid brain matter oozing from my ears, I discard the wet tissues and reflect on another week’s engagement with British political affairs.

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Boris fibbed a little. Starmer imprisons Britain in his torture dungeon of lies

By Abigail Pennson, our reasonable, plain-speaking middle-class columnist who’s only anti-Semitic against the left-wing ones

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