The Archbishop of Canterbury on… all aboard Desperate Patriotic Bollocks Railways

WAKING with a hangover so searing I have to call the fire brigade and have them direct a hose at full blast directly into my mouth for ten minutes in order to rehydrate, I reflect on the past week. 

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He approaches from behind. Drops his trousers. Keir Starmer is ready to bugger our Brexit

By Abigail Pennson, our reasonable, plain-speaking middle-class columnist who has hated Venezuelans ever since one gazumped her on a house

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