The Archbishop of Canterbury on... Bono's arsehole poem

18th March 2022

MY MIND much on the travails of Ukraine, I learn that U2’s Bono, once pictured posing cheerily with Vladimir Putin, has written a limerick-style verse about the situation in the country.

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'I only went to the execution to be polite,' he says, coming back from Saudi with piss all

17th March 2022

From the diary of Carrie Johnson, Britain’s First Lady