The Archbishop of Canterbury on... Boris bloody Johnson buying a kettle

2nd September 2022

WAKING upside down, dangling from one of the abbey bells, my foot tethered to the clapper with my ceremonial velvet sash, I make a mental note.

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Austin Powers and other classic movies I'm digitally adding myself to, by Taylor Swift

1st September 2022

THE patriarchy in Hollywood has denied me the chance to be a movie star, even though Cats wasn’t my fault. So I’m cutting out the middleman and putting myself in these: