The Archbishop of Canterbury on... Boris Johnson keeping sodding going

AWAKING after a late evening with a delegation of Belgian Trappist monks, experts in brewing, I realise the bed I repose in is for once my own and summon a junior cleric. 

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I exhausted every possible avenue trying to stop my flight to Rwanda. But tragically, this plane took off

From the diary of Carrie Johnson, Britain’s First Lady 

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