The Archbishop of Canterbury on… Donald Trump's dignified World Cup appearance

24th July 2026

WAKING up with a hangover so intense that jets of purple liquid spray from my eyeballs, I take a hydration break with several gallons of spring water to bring myself back to baseline.

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You can't park there, mate, you're blocking me in, with Jude Bellingham

23rd July 2026

HELLO England fans. Jude Bellingham here. Marauding midfielder and national hero. Let me tell you straight off, no one was as gutted as me when we bollocksed things up against the Argies.