The Archbishop of Canterbury on… end this f**king James Bond shit now

22nd March 2024

WAKING up in a bathtub full of empty vodka bottles, breaking wind wetly and relieving a mysterious thirst I have acquired by wrapping my mouth around the cold tap turned to full, I reflect on yesterday’s ecclesiastical events.

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Hash f**king browns and baked beans in pots: The gammon food critic on the demise of the full English breakfast

21st March 2024

Restaurant reviews by Justin Tanner, our retired food critic who thinks it’s double standards for women to want time off work for their periods when men don’t get it for their nose hair.