The Archbishop of Canterbury on... Frank Lampard getting the f**king sack

27th January 2023

WAKING face down in the green by Salisbury Cathedral, spattered in viscera, I dimly put together the events of yesterday evening.

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The memoir, releasing a fragrance, a West End musical: how I'm monetising my brand, by Boris Johnson

26th January 2023

FORMER and future prime minister Boris Johnson here, updating you on how I’m diversifying Brand Boris during my brief time out of office. Look out for these: