The Archbishop of Canterbury on… has Rod Stewart turned into your bigoted gran?

WAKING up with a hangover so intense I see everything in a lurid shade of green for several hours until it abates, I reflect on another milestone in the history of the Church of England. 

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Five other beautiful world locations and the life events I plan to ruin them with, by Jeff Bezos

HELLO peasants. You can’t have failed to notice mine and Lauren’s recent understated wedding in Venice. And now you’re gagging to know what other tasteful events we have planned. 

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