The Archbishop of Canterbury on… how could Wireless have guessed Kanye was into Nazis?

WAKING with a hangover whose painful pulsing could be detected by the crew of the Artemis II spacecraft, I look back on another week in which a prominent politician sought my counsel. 

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The Archbishop of Canterbury on… Labour: look out, we've got a new slogan!

WAKING up with a post-Easter hangover whose size would make astronomers classify it as a dwarf planet, I take my customary dose of 48 paracetamol and reflect on the week’s events.

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