The Archbishop of Canterbury on… how long till the next Tommy Robinson Crowdfunder?

1st August 2025

WAKING with a hangover so monstrous I must clench my buttocks to prevent myself excreting my liver until the moment of crisis passes, I reflect with no little irritation upon a new appointment.

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Five English towns I would rather not be given the freedom of, by Sarina Wiegman

31st July 2025

WINNING the Euros a second time round means your success-starved island nation is forced to go to even greater lengths to show its gratitude. But please don’t bother giving me the ‘freedom’ of these places: