The Archbishop of Canterbury on... how can things 'get a lot worse'? Cannibalism?

30th August 2024

WAKING up with a particularly intense hangover following a late evening with a convention of Mother Superiors, I realise that I have grown a second head, this being the only way my constitution could cope with the cerebral strain of my imbibing.

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A white home counties roadman and him's crew flex swag at da seaside retail park

29th August 2024

14-year-old Active J, known in his detached home as Joshua Hudson, has taken a trip with his crew to experience the delights of a traditional seaside town and its retail park