The Archbishop of Canterbury on... how's your plumbing business in f**king fantasy land going, Charlie?

WAKING up with a hangover the size of a former Soviet satellite state which turns out to be twice the size of Western Europe, I reflect on yesterday’s successful fight with a nun. 

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Your astrological week ahead for October 26th, with Psychic Bob

Aries, March 21st–April 19th

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