The Archbishop of Canterbury on… is it okay to watch a f**king tedious Brigitte Bardot movie?

9th January 2026

WAKING with a hangover so intense my personal physician advises me not to defecate temporarily as there is a danger of my vital organs being emitted in liquid form, I reflect on another tumultuous week.

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'Here you are, Mr Trump. We have invaded Greenland to give it to you'

8th January 2026

By Abigail Pennson, our reasonable, plain-speaking middle-class columnist who proposes any pub with a thatched roof should be exempt from drink-driving laws