The Archbishop of Canterbury on… Isabel Oakeshott: could always try fleeing Dubai in a dinghy

6th March 2026

WAKING up with a hangover so intense I leave scorched footprints as I pad from my bed to vomit up copious amounts of purple and green matter, I reflect on my latest spiritual venture.

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Transcript of White House press conference on why Keir Starmer is a beta cuck, 5-3-26

5th March 2026

LEAVITT: Let me say England should remember who came to its aid in 1939 when Hitler invaded you, okay? Fighting them on the beaches alongside Churchill? US troops.