The Archbishop of Canterbury on… JFK, Penelope Keith and Russell Brand's eternal grift

21st March 2025

WAKING with a hangover whose tremors cause several slate tiles to come loose from the palace roof, luckily only causing minor head injuries below, I take a sip of water and look back on the week’s events.

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A white home counties roadman has a beef wiv a bruv dat's met hactual Jamaican roadmen

20th March 2025

FIFTEEN-year-old Active J, known in his detached home as Joshua Hudson, goes hardcore roadman after being ridiculed by someone who has met the real thing.