The Archbishop of Canterbury on… JK Rowling: thank God someone's standing up to the asexuals at last

11th April 2025

WAKING with a hangover so intense that the blood trickling from my nose is bright green, I reflect on the special announcement I made yesterday to my parishioners.

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Why I love hassling people to use the plug sockets on trains. By Anya Taylor-Joy

10th April 2025

FORGET the Oscars or riding around in climate-controlled limos – what really gets me off is the thrill of mildly inconveniencing people to use the charging points on trains.