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The Archbishop of Canterbury on... King Charles banknotes. These are fake, right?

WAKING up on a cobbled street of back yards to terraced houses, my head feeling like the ecosystem of the planet Mercury, I haul myself upright and wonder what surroundings I have somehow fetched up in. 

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A confused millennial tries to… keep his personal life entirely to himself

By Josh Gardner, whose mother’s maiden name is Smith and first pet was called Scooter

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