The Archbishop of Canterbury on... King twatting Charles the Third

3rd March 2023

WAKING in a chair in a TV studio I realise with a start that I am seated opposite a grotesque gargoyle that is, I soon surmise, an open-mouthed Piers Morgan.

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'Why does nobody like me even though I fixed Brexit?' I asked. 'Do you hug the man who mended the toilet?' my wife answered

2nd March 2023

From the diary of Rishi Sunak, Britain’s most compromising prime minister