The Archbishop of Canterbury on… Kirstie Allsopp, standing up for the little £2,000,000 homeowner

5th December 2025

WAKING with a hangover so intense I am able to conduct full body X-rays when I look in the mirror, I gargle a restorative and reflect on a week of immense theological significance.

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Pissed on mulled cider and roast chestnut reflux: The gammon food critic's Victorian Christmas fayre

4th December 2025

Restaurant reviews by Justin Tanner, our retired food critic who doesn’t get why we can’t just stick illegal immigrants in stables like they did with Jesus.