The Archbishop of Canterbury on… Labour, now the official pro-hooligan party

WAKING up with a hangover so excruciating I briefly consider hiring an online exorcist to banish it, I reflect on another eventful week in my ministry. 

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Nora Batty and my other feminist icons, by Sydney Sweeney

SYDNEY here. Actor. Sex symbol. Dog lover. Proud Virgo. And as you can tell from my penchant for empowering plunging frocks – committed feminist. 

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