The Archbishop of Canterbury on... Liz bloody Truss and that coffin dodger the Pope

5th August 2022

WAKING in a bathing costume in a giant vat at a whiskey distillery, I vaguely recall a late-night urge to emulate the feats of England’s Commonwealth divers with my counterpart the Archbishop of Dublin, whom I was meeting in an ecumenical capacity.

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Haaland as captain: A sneak peek at my Fantasy Football team, by Beyonce

4th August 2022

I’M glad my new album got leaked early, as I can concentrate on Fantasy Football before Arsenal’s tricky season opener to Palace. Here are the selection headaches I’ve managed to overcome.