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The Archbishop of Canterbury on... Liz Truss crawling up the arse of Trump

Waking up with my head pounding to a Burundi rhythm, my tongue akin to a sofa left out in the desert for six weeks, I take a moment to reflect on the events of the past seven days.

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Students unaware they were supposed to be keeping Neighbours alive

THE nation’s undergraduates are unaware that they were supposed to be carefully tending to Neighbours, it has emerged.

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