The Archbishop of Canterbury on... Lord of the Arseholes, Alan Sugar

WAKING in Kings College, Cambridge, it is a moving experience indeed to look on as the boy choristers shuffle in to the chapel ready for the annual service. 

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'Raab's no bully,' I told her. 'When he lifts me by my lapels, it's just to emphasise his point'

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