The Archbishop of Canterbury on… Lucy Connolly: racist arson fantasies probably do count as racism

29th August 2025

WAKING up with a hangover so severe the multicoloured emanations from my brain are causing an aurora borealis in my bedroom, I look back at my important contribution to current affairs this week.

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How to host a barbecue that's actually better than Oasis's not that anyone f**king mentions it, by Chris Martin

28th August 2025

HI, Chris here, Coldplay’s lead singer, songwriter and spokesperson. The famous one. Even I’d struggle to pick out the rest of the band in a police line-up. Or name them in a pub quiz. The lucky anonymous bastards.