The Archbishop of Canterbury on... mad old racist Uncle Tony

6th September 2024

WAKING with a headache screaming like a guitar solo by the late Jimi Hendrix, I proudly reflect on my efforts to put on a concert in which Noel and Liam Gallagher join me to perform acoustic versions of religious songs such as Kumbaya, My Lord.

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We won two world wars to put up with this bollocks: The gammon food critic visits a bierkeller

5th September 2024

Restaurant reviews by Justin Tanner, our retired food critic who’s having to pay for his winter holiday in Benidorm himself now the leftie bastards have stopped his fuel payments.