The Archbishop of Canterbury on… Morrissey: maybe stay catatonic, you moaning twat?

13th March 2026

WAKING with a hangover so excruciating it can only be quelled by ingesting medicine used by zoo vets to put rhinoceri in medical comas, I reflect on a phone call I had this week with President Trump.

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Mash True Crime: 'His DNA was all over the crime scene and he confessed five times. Let's get him exonerated'

12th March 2026

Podcaster Jade Grimes doggedly investigates the latest crimes despite her complete lack of qualifications to do so and police pleas to stop