The Archbishop of Canterbury on... Platinum Party at the pissing Palace

20th May 2022

I WAKE atop a barge of landfill en-route to Southend, having leapt from Westminster Bridge into the Thames in a dare with the Chief Rabbi after a convivial evening.

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I wanted Florence Pugh. I'd have taken Lily James. So who the f**k is this bitch they've got playing me?

19th May 2022

From the diary of Carrie Johnson, Britain’s first lady