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The Archbishop of Canterbury on… pot calls kettle an attention-seeking narcissist

WAKING up with a hangover so intense and impactful it caused my dog to vomit, I reflect on the week’s diverting events. 

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A white home counties roadman goes on a class trip to Chessington World of Rank

Fifteen-year-old Active J, known in his detached home as Joshua Hudson, ‘as da rankest day hever on him’s school trip.

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