The Archbishop of Canterbury on... Prince pissing Charles

1st July 2022

WAKING in an alley behind a kebab shop, robes covered in vomited meat, head pounding like Dutch gabba techno, I make a note not to join a sherry soiree with Aled Jones on an empty stomach.

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Why everyone's acting outraged I don't know. It's either suck him off or get pregnant

30th June 2022

YOU can’t make an omelette without breaking eggs. And you can’t deliver a revitalised, youthful, radical Downing Street without sucking dick.