The Archbishop of Canterbury on... Rebekah bleeding Vardy

13th May 2022

WAKING atop the tomb of my 15th century predecessor in the cathedral vault, dressed only in my shoes and combinations, I absolve myself of sin on the grounds of amnesia and head upstairs.

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'Bollocks to Ukraine if they're not getting me any votes,' he said. I had to agree

12th May 2022

From the diary of Carrie Johnson, Britain’s first lady