The Archbishop of Canterbury on... Richard Dawkins, 'cultural Christian' or smug rodent tit?

5th April 2024

WAKING up with a hangover roughly the size of the Amazon basin, I look back on the past two days. The furore began when CCTV emerged of me masturbating furiously in front of a statue of the Virgin Mary. I will admit that looked bad.

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Do you want anything from Tesco? By Lizzo

4th April 2024

HEY y’all, it’s your girl Lizzo. Music icon. Boss bitch. Plus-size goddess. Frequent patron of Tesco on Clifford Bridge Road in Coventry. So let me ask you this – d’you need anything picking up?