The Archbishop of Canterbury on... Richard Madeley, absolutely the right person to discuss shoplifting

WAKING with a hangover that has left my tongue feeling like a king-size foam mattress left out in the rain for several days, I reflect on the tumultuous events of the past week. 

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One wrong word and I'll end up on the menu: The gammon food critic's taste of Africa

Restaurant reviews by Justin Tanner, our retired food critic, who gets a disturbing stirring in his loins every time Trump is on the telly.

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