The Archbishop of Canterbury on... Robert Jenrick's new low in Satanic fucking scumsucking

7th July 2023

WAKING up with just the faintest hint of a morning head, I sweep aside the array of empty rum bottles on my bed and reach for my mobile telephone. Clicking on ‘Twitter’, I notice that I am, to use the parlance, ‘trending’.

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'If it wasn't for my drunken groping you'd be chancellor at best,' says Pincher. He has, I concede, a point

6th July 2023

From the diary of Rishi Sunak, Britain’s most morally flexible prime minister