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A statement on behalf of Demi Moore on the ongoing trend of chocolate bar 'shrinkflation'

There follows an official statement from the actress Demi Moore regarding the wanton and consistent reduction in size of her favourite confectionery. Ms. Moore will be making no further comment at this time.

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