The Archbishop of Canterbury on... Roger wankshaft Waters

17th November 2023

WAKING at the crack of dawn to splashing and a tangy scent, I open my eyes to see I am lying in a grubby tent being urinated upon by Suella Braverman.

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'Rwanda's never going to work,' says Cleverly. 'Of course not,' I snap, 'it's a Boris idea'

16th November 2023

From the diary of Rishi Sunak, Britain’s toughest-talking prime minister