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The Archbishop of Canterbury on… shit, Grandpa Cleese has been on the internet again

WAKING with a hangover so severe brain matter is leaking from my nostrils and blowing my nose lowers my IQ by 15 points, I reflect on the week’s events. 

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I shagged that Andy Burnham, and he was rubbish

By Abigail Pennson, our reasonable, plain-speaking middle-class columnist who knows Trump will cheekily violate the Iran agreement the moment it’s convenient

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