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The Archbishop of Canterbury on... Sir Gavin fuckface Williamson

A FINE spring day here at Lambeth Palace, the sun shining and birds in flight, when I read that the film The Batman is set for release.

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Of course Liz Truss wants an AK-47 for a photoshoot. Of fucking course she does

From the diary of Carrie Johnson, Britain’s First Lady: 

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