The Archbishop of Canterbury on... Starmer already being halfway up Trump's arse

8th November 2024

WAKING with a morning head that feels as if I have eaten a pair of dead man’s soiled trousers dumped outside the door of a charity shop, I turn on the radio to hear the grimmest of grim news.

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President Trump's first priority: make the United States four states greater. Annex the UK

7th November 2024

By Abigail Pennson, our reasonable, plain-speaking middle-class columnist convinced Trump will go down in history with Alexander the Great