The Archbishop of Canterbury on… staunchly defending the right to kick people's heads in

16th January 2026

WAKING up with a hangover so intense its radioactive energy causes the authorities to seal off the Lambeth area with soldiers in hazmat suits, I reflect upon another tumultuous week.

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No wonder people die in here eating this shite: The gammon food critic's hospital experience

15th January 2026

Reviews by Justin Tanner, our retired food critic, who is convinced everyone on The Traitors is shagging like they do on Strictly.