The Archbishop of Canterbury on... Suella: not sure if you're human but you're definitely English

7th March 2025

WAKING with a hangover whose vibrations are so intense they are causing dogs half a mile away bark to incessantly, I review the events of the week, including my decision to become a ‘tech bro’.

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Last week I praised Trump as the Eternal Hero risen to lead us into glory. Let me just qualify that

6th March 2025

By Abigail Pennson, our reasonable, plain-speaking middle-class columnist with a big list of words that rhyme with Keir