The Archbishop of Canterbury on... Suella sodding Braverman

15th July 2022

RETURNING to consciousness naked and face-down in a pool of my own bodily fluids in the nave of St Paul’s with Pope Francis standing over me, I am pleased to realise this is all a bad dream.

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Trainspotting: A wee bit overrated, ken?

14th July 2022

TRAINSPOTTING the movie was a phenomenon, selling posters, soundtracks and Irvine Welsh DJing in clubs. But was it any fuckn good, aye?