The Archbishop of Canterbury on... Tate, very much Trump's kind of evil twat

28th February 2025

WAKING up with a hangover almost, if not quite, the size of Rotterdam, I vomit in an elegant plume and reflect on my contribution to the betterment of mankind this week.

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The food's shit, but at least my clothes are in fashion: The gammon food critic's 70s retro party

27th February 2025

Restaurant reviews by Justin Tanner, our retired food critic, who thinks if Luis Rubiales had known he’d be getting all this shit he may as well have tried tongues.