The Archbishop of Canterbury on... that arsehole Boris Johnson

WAKING early for daily morning prayers, I repair to my breakfast room for a light repast of grilled kippers while my housekeeper prepares a bath of purifying salts.

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What a waste of time. Do they think he's never lied to a Parlimentary Privilege Committee before?

From the diary of Carrie Johnson, Britain’s First Lady

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